I have my first Audio Portal entry.

Scroll down my page and listen to it, it's titled "Viewtiful-Chip".

And please listen to the whole thing before, you know, VOTING.

Now, a lot of idiot Newgrounds users (redundant statement, I know) have been constantly bitching at me something along these lines:

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"PUT YOUR SHITTY VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE, FAGGOT"

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Well, now I'm going to stop dealing with these individual complaints and solve the problem entirely.

I CANNOT PUT MY VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE BECAUSE:

a) They are developed with the Flash authoring system, which exports to .SWF.

b) YouTube does not accept .SWF files, because YouTube uses it's own Flash player.

Now, you may say that my Flashes are not Flash-y and are more like videos, and I should just take the raw video files and upload them to YouTube.

HERE IS THE PROBLEM WITH THAT:

All of my videos take advantage of Flash capabilities that I otherwise wouldn't be able to implement.

Imagine Let's Have a Party without the never-ending loop and website link that doesn't work. Horrible, isn't it? For those two things are what made LHAP an enduring, immortal, beloved classic of this website we will continue to enjoy for generations to come. On YouTube, it would simply be a non-looping, non-blatant-advertising TRAVESTY.

Imagine *UNTITLED* without the cinematic paused ending, complete with bold red subtitles for emphasis. On YouTube it would destroy the climax and pop up a fancy menu linking to related videos. DISASTROUS! Also, *UNTITLED* was specifically designed and directed at Newgrounds audiences, like all my videos, so having it on YouTube would lose all of it's illustrious appeal. We don't want that, now, DO WE?

And Freezepop's JEM! is already on YouTube, yes, it's horrible, you can clearly see how much lower quality it is. The ending credits don't look right as well, the censors are in the WRONG PLACES!

Well anyways I'm done writing so why don't you all find something else to bitch about.

Oh yeah.

WHY DO YOU HAVE FRONT PAGE?

And I've finally realized something...

You don't love me for my VIDEOS...

YOU LOVE ME FOR MY BODY, DON'T YOU?

WELL FROM NOW ON, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING, BABY, YEAH!

I'M PUTTING ALL MY SEXY MOVES ON NOW!!!

This is the YouTube preview, read that, PREVIEW, to my upcoming Flash work MDKBZKbyVC+KC (JEM! 2)

Before watching, note that this is very early in production and currently has no Flash integration.

Later on the line there will be, as I said before, a Flash frame-by-frame animated rotoscoped introduction (this preview doesn't have the introduction minute), Flash subtitles in English and French, Flash menus and pizazz and the whole lot. It will be a genuine Flash work.

Nothing you see here is going into the final production. This is merely demonstrating me with the song and some basic choreography.

This will all be totally refilmed and redone in black and white, and I will be wearing a different outfit, and it won't be so damned dark, etc. Any criticism you have on this is useless, because THIS IS JUST A PREVIEW.

I hope you anticipate the final release of MDKBZKbyVC+KC as much as I am making it. KemCab and I will be putting a lot of work into it, we hope you enjoy it when it comes out!

Here's the preview-

Making quality Flash is far more important to me, and I really need to get MDKBZKbyVC+KC (a.k.a. the sequel to JEM!) done. In case you were wondering, this is the song and video that the sequel is based on...

I figure I'll get more money in my future if I keep making quality Flash you all enjoy!

Have a great day, everyone!

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By the way, I didn't make OBEY++++. If you'd look at the damn credits you'd see KemCab is the primary author, not me. Stop reviewing it like it's MY Flash. I only provided voice clips for it.

Idiots!

EDIT: 2/26/08- If you can scroll down this whole page of comments using JUST the arrow buttons on the side, no mouse wheel or slider bar or keyboard press or any other trick... you should get a life.

It got blammed, and I can't even see the reviews.

Anybody got a link? I'm talking about Adventures in Tweenland! by the way.

I GUESS I JUST SUCK AT FLASH AND AM BETTER AT WEBCAM. Like Gary Brolsma.

It's what I expected.

Vote 5 on all my Flash.

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WAO, FRONT PAGE POSTING ACCESS GRANTED.

This is amazing! I've DREAMED of this moment! NOW I NEED TO FINISH HALLWAYS: CHAPTER FIVE!! THE PUBLICITY!!

In case you don't know Hallways, see my first post and read along. It's a neat little sci-fi story about an average teenage boy put into government testing on thought control. If you don't like JEM!, I'm fairly sure you WILL like that.

Plug FTW

Oh yes I did it yet again, IN FULL LIVE ACTION.

I'm plucky like that.

Enjoy *UNTITLED*

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