TehBoss 2008-07-21 18:47:05

You ruined most of your life this way. And im here to make it worse. Don't ever come back to newgrounds if yu want to have a happy life. Luckily I have a girlfriend and im happy, even though when I came here i was the worst of newgrounds. Im neitherfriend or an enemy. Just making it you you won't kill yourself.

-TehBoss

hdog1 2008-07-22 21:30:54

This is more of a response to all the people leaving comments insulting Chris, rather than to Chris himself. I do hope you all realize that this kid is a genius. Seriously, he has you all franticly doing everything you can to push the kid away, by coming up with amusingly moronic quotes such as this:

"your a fucking RETARD. Do you actually think you are AWESOME?! HAHAHAHA! Dude, I'm gonna be honest with you here, most people you know probably hate you. You think your cooler than you relly are. Not only that, but SAYING your cool only shows your desperate to be cool, which you will NEVER be. Your just a retarded 13 year old desperate for attention. I freaking swear if I knew the exact location you lived I would kick your ass till you bled from all the wrong places."

May I first point out that the poster of the above comment called Chris a retard, while not realizing the difference between the words, "your," and,"you're." My next point would be that this person spent the time to write this comment, and much, much more trying to tell Chris he is a loser, and should leave this website. This is a website. The Internet, let's face it, has essentially become a place to waste time. Which brings me back to Chris' genius... The majority of the abusers have some sort of diluted pride for this website. You take it too seriously, and Chris pulls out the most extreme of reactions from you, and is, I'm sure, getting quite the kick out of it (and in all honesty, I do too.) An old comedian, Andy Kaufman, did the same on television that Chris is doing to you people. I can't speak for what Chris' real life, non-joking social life is, but I'm sure it is full and as good as it can get for someone his age. Where you people spend all your time berating him and each other, I'm sure he is out with his friends having fun. Well, I've spent too much time on this. Keep up the good work, Chris, when I get computer time I do get a kick out of looking into your antics.

HolyPeanuts 2008-07-24 00:30:24

Did you go to comic-con?

squidly 2008-07-24 15:40:00

And I hope your parents find you doing it.

squidly 2008-07-24 19:47:54

Then your parents are pedophiles which were probably drunk when they fucked each other to get an abomination such as you.

Izzy712 2008-07-25 12:00:37

scary....

AbstractPathologist 2008-07-25 19:54:01

Hey, man. Don't listen to these people who are insulting and bashing you.

Look, I was just friendly to you, so please don't put "BABY" at the end of your reply to this. Okay?

I hope you have a good day, Chris! :D

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shade10247 2008-07-27 00:22:01

UR SEXY CANT WAIT TO SEE THEM

Nintendoguy95 2008-07-27 00:51:35

I touch myself when I think of you.

COME AND GET ME MAN MEAT

McZero 2008-07-27 17:13:25

If you have Nevr Gonna Give you Up in your next flash you'll be more bearable.

ngfan14 2008-07-27 21:47:06

I WANT YOU IN MY PANTS, BABY!

winryrockbell17 2008-07-27 21:49:31

im confues........................

KingofFlesh 2008-07-28 20:25:36

What's wrong with fan fiction? You have no idea how awesome it is.

KingofFlesh 2008-07-28 20:37:32

We all have different tastes...

planetsam801 2008-07-28 20:42:08

Stop submitting idiotic videos!

planetsam801 2008-07-28 20:48:57

The only thing I enjoyed that you have submitted was that game where tou avoid other spiky things.

MisterUnderstood 2008-07-28 20:50:53

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

planetsam801 2008-07-28 20:52:32

Why didn't he submit it?

ngfan14 2008-07-28 20:58:51

JEM IS TRULY OUTRAGEOUS, BABY!!