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THERE IS NO BLURB.

Age 30, Male

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WMS

Middle of Nowhere

Joined on 11/25/06

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"Ok wait, what?

When have I ever submitted something that implied I was in the slightest bit attracted to men?

And also, how do you think you know about the growth status of my genitalia? That is really fucking creepy. Worry about your own."

-Viewtiful Piss... i mean chris....
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Everything you submit to the portal implies that you are a raging homosexual that loves to anal fist and that your genitalia is rather non-existent.

Seriously, Tom put one of your shitty submissions up on the front page and you thought you were a NG celebrity. No one gives a shit about your damn self go play Runescape like a good 12 year old and keep on sucking your dads dick for cash.

Well, you apparently aren't that informed.

WADE put JEM! on the front page. Tom had nothing to do with it.

And I got 100,000 views. Virtually everyone on Newgrounds knows who I am. I'd consider that celebrity status.

And also, how has ANYTHING I submitted ever implied anything about my sexuality or my genitalia? What, are you asking for a fucking picture of my junk?

<a href="http://www.t3hparty.org">www.t3hparty.org</a> shut down because too many faggots were hogging up their server space.

oh wait it was just one gay asshole named Viewtiful-Chris

It hasn't shut down. Kem's just having trouble paying the webhost.

And damned if I'm the only active member there. I'm one of at least a couple dozen regs.

I apologize for spamming in your shitty news post that know one cares about.

Now please do the world a favor and turn off your computer, unplug it from the internet, and throw it away.

Thank you for your time dick fucker.

It's not my computer in the first place.

And despite the OBVIOUS sincerity of your apology, I've banned you. Goodbye.

fuck://you.ass/

OKAY!

<a href="http://www.sourmath.com">www.sourmath.com</a>

I don't know any forums, but I think you should at least try to find someone who isn't boring to you. Try to make a good friend, if you need to rely on the internet for social interaction, don't you kinda think it's a little...hm, I dunno... not very good for your health? Try to find something to do with your friends, go out, plan something, I dunno. And, there's also a lot more stuff to do on the internet than forums. By the way, may I suggest a hobby? Maybe find something you like doing? You could try to pick up on animating, or making webcam videos again, even though people hate it. You seem to have a better chance on Youtube, than NG, because people seem a little nicer to you on Youtube. Hope you actually read this, lol.
Have a nice day.

-Blayke

ABOUT: EvilInc says:
<a href="http://www.yabbforum.com/">http://www.yabbforum.com/</a> here ya go
want a sample? <a href="http://www.johanvandevelde.be/cgi-bin">http://www.johanvandevelde.be/cgi-bin </a> /forum/YaBB.pl
This is how it should look like.

Aug. 7, 2009 | 6:32 PM Viewtiful-Chris responds:
Does it automatically Germanize the text, too?

1. That was dutch, not german
2. That was just a random forum from YABB I took, it doesnt convert the language or something :P.

That was a bad attempt on sarcasm on my part.

But I think you're missing the point.

I don't want to MAKE a forum, I want to JOIN one.

wow

kittykrew.net/forums

also, i owned your pacman score

You don't know who rtil is?
He made this: <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/399107">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /399107</a>

I don't ever watch / play Flash, so I wouldn't know him.

You don't watch flash?
then why do you come here?

To do pretty much what I'm doing right now.

Notice how he has anwsered every fuckin comment

Almost.

Chris this is totally unrelated to the subject but... are you always this snobbish to people. Yes, people are stupid, but they don't know that and you are acting like they purposely post a stupid comment to annoy you. Granted some of them do annoy you, but the people that often do try to help are met with a clever snobbish comment made by you. Which is probably going to happen to this comment.

Did you play the Sims 3 btw?

These aren't people, these are Newgrounds members.

There's a HUGE distinction there.

And those that DO try to help often fail miserably, prompting snobbishness or whatever you want to call it.

And no, I have yet to play the latest Maxis cash-cow.

Behind every monitor is person. If you don't acknowledge that then why do you act like you care so much about what people say. I guess your distinction between the two is that newground members hate you. You would love to believe that wouldn't you? On the outside you think of them as newground members. We both know that these are people that dislike you. People, whether they be newground, youtube, myspace, facebook, whatever. The people who fail miserably, maybe, or maybe they just don't fill up to your ego? Maybe you have such a high image of yourself? You realize that you're one of the few on newground who get to post on the front page. You realize that that is all you have as an accomplishment in life. So in your mind you will take advantage of this circumstance and you will milk all of fame and glory you have built up in your mind. I bet you spend a long time building up a clever response. You love the fact that you can with the internet. So you will so you can feel powerful. Because as you stated in one of your responses your friends don't fill this need. That's why you love to do it.

Newest Maxis Cash-cow. That's a good way to put it.

"then why do you act like you care so much about what people say."

I don't. At all. Not Newgrounds people, anyway.

I'm just asking for a forum. You're not helping. Simple as that.

"or maybe they just don't fill up to your ego? Maybe you have such a high image of yourself? You realize that you're one of the few on newground who get to post on the front page. You realize that that is all you have as an accomplishment in life. So in your mind you will take advantage of this circumstance and you will milk all of fame and glory you have built up in your mind. I bet you spend a long time building up a clever response. You love the fact that you can with the internet. So you will so you can feel powerful. Because as you stated in one of your responses your friends don't fill this need. That's why you love to do it."

No, I don't.

I don't feel powerful at all. I'm just responding to the people who are posting idiotic comments with equally agitating responses.

You take Newgrounds far too seriously. This place is a shithole.

And my "fame and glory" was dancing on my bed to a fucking indie synthpop song. How full of shit do you think I am? Do you think anyone could love themselves JUST FOR THAT?

Go fuck yourself.

and yes, I'm saying that because you are just. another. newgrounds member.

By the way. You don't like it when people don't leave spaces between there lines? Do you?

Only if it's a huuuuuuuuuuuge blob of text.

dude fucking pick a forum, why don't you go on the newgroudns bbs youd have TONS of fans. people have given u a ton of answers but you have too many strings attached,
p.s. seriously drown in a handful of semen.
or go to jail
Inmates: choo choo. choo choo in chris's poo poo

Wow.

That last line totally blew my mind there.

You should be a writer for Family Guy.

I really wouldn't know how to help you, if I did, its probably already mentioned.

well, erm, thanks... I guess.

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