quadgunnar 2008-02-08 02:33:39

By the way dude, do you realize there are about 20 flashes that people have made about Jem? You're fucking doing it dude, you're totally fucking doing it lol

BestFlashEver 2008-02-08 15:34:12

Sorry guys, something terrible has happened to our lord and master, Viewtiful-Chris. Perhaps this little news clipping I've kept for personal reasons can help shed some light on his current predicament. And for those of you who don't know, his real name is Christobol L. Franklin the Third (creator of the widely loved JEM videos).

(excerpt from the LA Times)

Lafayette, Tenn. (AP) -

Christobol L. Franklin the Third, age eleven, was found splayed out in a dumpster located just behind the shack he had been residing in for the past four years. There were obvious signs of foul-play here, though the police have yet to determine a specific cause of death. "There was ounces of semen oozing out of his mouth," Police Sergeant Jim Stevens stated in an earlier interview. "There were also fairly large lacerations located on the boy's anal regions, indicating that he had been fucked in the ass repeatedly before sucking huge amounts of cock then choking on the male seminal fluids shortly after."

Christobol L. Franklin the Third was best known for turning tricks for older males at the Essex and Westchester intersection in his hometown of Lafayette, Tennesee. A toothless hobo was quoted as having said, "Viewtiful-Chris is the biggest fuckin faggot I ever met. Boy could suck a golfball through a garden hose, even with two or three kinks in it. Oo boy, and the amount of semen he could gargle was astounding!"

Viewtiful-Chris, as he was known on the streets, will live forever in our memories as a douchebag.

gianthurtball 2008-02-08 17:17:10

why must you do this? cant you see no ones asking for a sequal yet you keep ranting about how much you rule and your legion of fans? read your reviews and comments i hate you every body else does too. i hope your parents know your making an ass of yourself here.

Savier 2008-02-08 19:21:52

For all of you leaving nasty comments. You have every right not to like the videos. everyone likes different things so it doesn't matter.

But for those of you stalking him through the internet and threatening to kill him and nearly popping a vein over his videos need mental help. If something like this controls your emotions to that effect are fucking phsychopaths who need severe help. Don't like him? Why you making all this effort. Online bullying? Serious? Is your life so hard, like for christs sakes calm down. take some prozac. I'm being serious, some of you need some serious help. Go to anger management. What did this 13 year old kid ever do to you? You don't have to watch his videos you know. like I can't even explain how pathetic all your hate comments are.

natetheorc 2008-02-08 20:22:55

wow wee this is...this is...THE NEWGROUNDS VERSION OF CHRIS CROCKER!!!! omg you are a sick little being!!!!! ok helpful part: go to ethir myspace or youtube web cam stuff isent for ng. but anyway thx im gitting lots of whistle points off comments on you.....and you arent veivtiful in any way except that you like to put you and your cat sucking you on a webcam. dam you freak dont wanna be mean it just you REALLY need a life. plz go die in a fugeing hole you balls licker you.im am done talking to your dumb butt....bye you zork loveing bitch!!

Subzero2213 2008-02-08 22:51:00

You need to be raped by a nice, long poker!

Murphinator 2008-02-08 22:56:49

pretty funny that everyone calls you a fag. my favorite insult is bitchtits.
i love newgrounds.

FaLk 2008-02-08 23:39:45

man i cant believ that so many ppl hav seen yor freezepoop jem thing there could be thousands of ppl hoo think that u might be gay!!! :0....not that that matters or anything..

but now that u hav made a name for yorself u should try an make sum good flash movies

KingAza 2008-02-09 05:48:30

fab IS gay, why do u think its pink? nor is it "outrages" ur just tryin to be different so u might be "kewl" but its not working, and ur gay, stop trying, its seriously sad. and ur gay, also, u look gay, and ur not funny, at all, even when im trying to laugh at everything, ur just lame and sad, u broke my laugh a thon, i hate ur soul. and ur gay, deal with it.

yeah all ur doing is doin things differently, which sometimes works to make people kool, buuuut in ur case, it fails like ive never seen it fail, guys at my school can wear hot pink jackets and short shorts and be more popular then u, who are u kidding?

Jorge14cool 2008-02-09 08:28:20

hey kid I'm in LA.come over here so you can get your ass kicked.fuckin faggot.your flas it looks like you got raped by your dad.and you like to take a shower with your dad and you like to look down and smile.

Jorge14cool 2008-02-09 08:31:30

thats why you don't get a girl ya mook.your too wierd and sad.no one likes to party with you cuz your retarded.get a life

Ookami-Kun 2008-02-09 08:48:59

"My parents love me. That is obviously NOT the problem. Love me enough to grant me internetz."

Does anyone else think that if his parents REALLY loved him, they'd take away his 'internetz' to protect the rest of the world from his crap?

...just a thought.

TACOZ 2008-02-09 10:28:30

That's some freaky shit...

yellowshark 2008-02-09 11:39:28

hey man I have nothing against you personaly but I found your file by looking at the top score boards last page you quite officialy have the worst non-blamed flash on newgrounds check for your self

Jorge14cool 2008-02-09 12:11:00

DUDES check this out!!!Check out what I tagged over viewtiful chris's picture.its funny as hell.A must see.thats what the freezepop faggot gets for talking shit about newgrounds.HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

mmmlolipops 2008-02-09 14:04:16

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING LITTLE FUCK

raptor2 2008-02-09 16:21:15

untitled is a piece of shit

7IsUnlucky 2008-02-09 17:52:11

lawl retard

quadgunnar 2008-02-09 20:36:29

Chris, you are the smartest kid I've ever seen. Absolutely fucking REDICULOUS smart. Look at all these people--reacting just like you intended them to react. Everyone here is calling you gay, and saying that you probably get fucked in the ass...but you've brought them to watch your videos, you've made them come to your userpage, and you've made them spew out emotional comments showing how angry they were. I think the real question is this:

Who's getting fucked in the ass now?

ClubAlec 2008-02-09 20:37:26

Wow. You suck so badly that you are the most popular person on Newgrounds!