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how to kill you? anything would work for me right now.die!
rly, u are disgusting with ur wrong teeth. ur "flash" would be better if u wouldn't smile. or u could KILL YOUR SELF!
Braceface h8r.
Not everyone is dentally correct.
HAHA! XD
With that strategy you pissed more people off than anyone else ever could...
In my opinion that's just hilarious!^^
I have the ways of Outrageous.
your a fag
You suck at everything in life, inlcuding your shitass hack writing. Your writing is a blatant ripoff of Orson Scott Card's work and you can't even pull that off. Stop trying to get people to read your shitty little story, instead, tell them to go pick up a copy of Ender's Game or something similar. They'd be able to read "your" story, but in an actual readable non-shit version.
I'VE READ ENDER'S GAME. THAT WAS THE BEST BOOK I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE.
And you know what? HOW THE HELL IS ENDER'S GAME ANYTHING LIKE HALLWAYS? Ender's Game is about a bunch of kids playing a space game, HALLWAYS is about one kid in his own complex predicament. HALLWAYS takes place in the present, Ender's in the future. HALLWAYS has an average protagonist, Ender is a smart clever kid who can hack computers.
You probably didn't read my whole story. Pathetic. How dare you accuse me of being a hack.
You are truly wasting space on the front page with this post.
Coolio? I lost all respect for you when your Flash became mere shitty little derivative minigames instead of the dynamic joyland of Streamline, and also when you were idiot enough to read only ONE chapter of my story, and the WRONG ONE. Then you went so far to criticize it even though I said quite succinctly, READ THE CHAPTERS IN ORDER. I guess reading a book correctly is too difficult for you as you started on the Fourth Chapter.
I have discovered why you're soo famous. YOU'RE THAT WILLY WONKA KID! That's awesome and i hope you read my comment.
I haven't read your novlette yet, but I will. You shouldn't do any more fruity cherios commercials man, those suck. The music, the clothes, the dumb facial expressions you and that girl have. Eh, i'll never buy fruity cherios. But yeah, saw JEM!, and i wet myself, and now your stories are freakin me out. I'll be sure to give you some advice on character development, and other goodies. KEEP WRITIN!
Uh...ah...er...
I am not any sort of movie star. Or Willy Wonka kid. I've seen both versions, and I am not any of those kids.
BUT THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENTS!
I GET THE 69'th COMMENT.
HAH.
You've really dug yourself a deep hole kid. You say some of the stupidest stuff ever, are ungrateful, and unwanted. Also 1/2 the people love you, and 1/2 the people hate you is a very untrue statement. More people hate your work than they like it. Look at your scores - like 1 /5. A more accurate statement would be 1/5 people like my work, and 4/5 hate it. I've showed your videos to my friends and we all laughed at you. Key word at, people are being entertained by your videos in the wrong way. You see to think the people who do not completely off the bat tell you, that they hate it, are automatically a fan for life and your personally dick-sucker. Not only have you gotten people hatting your work, but because you've whored it out and reviled your character to the internet, people also hate you. You're flash skills are an abomination, you can import a video to flash, and copy and paste a preloader in the beginning. You seem to have the idea that flash movies are created in a short amount of time, ex. Jem supposedly took 3 hours. A good flash movie usually takes at least a month. I'm not even going to consider your movies flash, because I think they don't even deserve that title. So I'm going to tell you as far as your movie making skills go, they're not very impressive. I must admit you have balls for revealingly all the embarrassing things you have here, for all of us to see. You may as well just finish the job and come out of the closet. If I ever stooped as low to submit a video of me acting like a tremendous fool, I would never show my face on that site again, and forget the whole event. I remember when I was 13, and I shudder at some of the things I use to do. But there are no trace of those events, you've left a massive footprint, and I can ensure you that someday this will come back bite your ass. Unless of course you continue your stubborn attitude and idea that everyone loves you and everything you do. Which is not the case and you need to accept that the majority of people really hate your stuff from what I can see. By all means though, keep producing your movies - so me and my friends can keep laughing at you. I hope you take something in from this post. This is my opinion and I don't think I broke any rules by posting this. Delete it if you want, because I'm sure you'll consider this "filth" on your precious piece of the internet, but it's just an opinion and you should learn to accept all ideas to some level.
Happy camping!!!
I'm not even going to read that whole thing, although I normally would, because you have made one incredible flaw that puts everything you say in False.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE SENT ME PM'S SAYING THEY LOVE ME.
How many people who now love Freezepop, how many crazy fans...
The score just says it is a "bad" Flash. That can be interpreted as Outrageous.
EDIT: Actually wait, the real reason I didn't read the whole thing is it's A FUCKING WALL OF TEXT. PUSH ENTER ONCE EVERY SO OFTEN WOULD YOU? LEARN TO TYPE IN PARAGRAPHS.
i hated ur gay video, but i love ur answers to these reviews. keep it up!
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ha i got the 69th comment, guess your not that outrageous
AW FUC
No w8. I'LL DELETE IT!
I have raeped you of the COVETED 69'TH!
damn u actually deleted a positive review.... not that u care
dont think how to kill your self just do it
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Viewtiful-Bitch writes
"I'VE READ ENDER'S GAME. THAT WAS THE BEST BOOK I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE.
And you know what? HOW THE HELL IS ENDER'S GAME ANYTHING LIKE HALLWAYS? Ender's Game is about a bunch of kids playing a space game, HALLWAYS is about one kid in his own complex predicament. HALLWAYS takes place in the present, Ender's in the future. HALLWAYS has an average protagonist, Ender is a smart clever kid who can hack computers.
You probably didn't read my whole story. Pathetic. How dare you accuse me of being a hack."
Try using less caps douche. Your story sucks balls, I read about two paragraphs and realized... hey, this is why they don't publish thirteen year old stuck-in-the-closet fruitcakes.
I also read a comment saying something like, and this is a direct quote from you on this very comment page
"the school I currently enroll in has ABSOLUTELY NOBODY I'm interested in. Except one boy. He is taking my current title of "best friend at the moment".
I don't know but that's pretty fuckin fruity. In addition to "No. "Girlfriends" at this stage in my life are worthless. We'd split up by college."
Both direct quotes from you, indicating that you do indeed enjoy fornicating with those of the male persuasion. Admit it!
Anway, back to your writing. It sucks, making gay flash is one thing, but making gay flash as a way to advertise your terrible writing is just ridiculous. How you would equate your burning desire to gain respect in the literary field to pissing thousands of people off with your flamboyant displays of homoeroticism is beyond me.
Learn to write before you go on an advertising crusade for a shitty story that you'll read a year from now and go "what the fuck was I thinking?" Rule of thumb for all shitty writers like yourself is sit on a story for a month or more, write it and put it down. Then when you forget all about it one day, pick it up and read it. Chances are, if you've got any shred of hope left, you'd read your "hallways masterpiece" and go man, I fucking suck. I can't believe I showed this to thousands of people hoping one of them might let me suck on his balls for a while.
But I love you, you entertain me to no end. Keep on truckin, you'll find the right man someday. Until then, your constant struggle to maintain your fruity little identity and acceptance in society will be displayed on newgrounds for all to see.
You desperately want approval but the only person who will ever give that to you is some rough trick named Jim, and chances are he'll probably look just like your dad, cuz that's what you homos always shoot for.
I kid I kid, u rulez! lulz lulz
Nah, seriously though, fuck you.
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Wow, you suck at writing.
uhh its me again guy who called u attention whore well i read the story it was pretty dam good as a matter a fact even tou i dont really get it kinda of a matrix thing i gusse dont get it unlles u read it over and over annnnyways i dont get how the story dosent make u an attention whore P.S. loking forwords to part 4 or 5 of HALLWAYS
That's why I'm writing the story and you aren't.
Thanks for the compliments!
UR a lil shit and everybody hates u
ur not even over the age ur surposed 2 hav
ur a lil nerdy peice of shit, i'd rather play frigen syobon for 2 hours than watch ur peices of shit. and wats with ur latest flash... are u like a porno star of sumthing. get a life instead of trying to beat everyone in mmorpg's... everyone knows that they waste their time trying to be the best. fuck..... i hate u.
PopQ
Thanks for reminding me what your name was at the end, now your comment isn't entirely forgettable.
Orangebeef
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