Im going to go play AoE III. And I have civilization 4, but it doesnt work well on this computerrrrrrr
THERE IS NO BLURB.
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wanna spam newgrounds with shitty flashes?
No. I don't like spamming!
"I wouldn't have put this here if so many people I know in real life didn't laugh their asses off."
You sure the laughter wasn't out of pity? Or is decency really gone from this society?
Decency? There is nothing indecent in my video. They just laughed because it's pure, good, absolutely random and outrageous!
No, their laughter wasn't out of pity. They were laughing uncontrollably and even liked me more afterwards.
God fucking dammit Chris, look at this:
JEM is truly outrageous... and writes decently too. Check out HALLWAYS here on the first post, and if you somewhat like me visit <a href="http://www.t3hparty.org">www.t3hparty.org</a>. If it weren't for them, JEM! may not even have passed. I also have great taste in video games.
You're pretty much promoting us as a spam crew. "If it weren't for them, JEM! may not even have passed." Seriously Chris, do you think that's going to help us? Fuck no. If you're too damn stubborn to even take off your other two shitty videos then for God's sake don't make the situation worse with that.
Zeld, I'm not going to take that shit. I'm doing more help than harm.
FUCK OFF.
Besides, it's true. That doesn't promote us as a spam crew, it promotes us as people who will support an awesome Flash. So everyone who thinks JEM! is an awesome Flash will think t3h Party is awesome. Simple logic.
Faggot
How? Why?
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! GO FUCK YOUR MOMMA, ATTENTION WHORE!
You are so degenerate.
Like Gary Brolsma? To be honest you're not like him at all apart from the fact you both made a web cam video which got attention, but yours is getting alot of attention for being annoying and Garys was just funny. Plus yours has 82k views and his has millions on many different sites, and media coverage.
I have to say though some of the responses you get are fucking hilarious.
learn how to embrace art. if your not good at art, i suggest you shouldnt make flashes at all, unless its a "good" webcam submission with a little story and action.
not a random dance, i suggest a live action leekspin! lol
My dances aren't random. They're choreographed.
Can I has a cookie?
You should be giving yourself a pat on the back. You have the 2 lowest scoring submissions of all time. Molotov has to jealous. 8P
I might be able to fill up a Bottom Ten of average scores. Thing is, what if people just start blamming them? Let's Have A Party and *UNTITLED* did make it out of the gate with 1.60, and then beautifully fell down.
Of course it got blammed, it was probably something stupid like a stick man with your face who cant jump or move. and all you do is click on falling penis's to suck them in like kirby, in hopes that one day just like kirby, that when you eat something you will get something like what you ate, in your case you would be sucking them in to grow a penis.
~~Thank you,
Crual
Ehhh... no. If you would actually SEE the thing (link is posted above) you'd see it was completely different. I don't do perverted Flash.
Uhm.. I am sorry, but your flash isn't the worst flash ever. Why? Cause it isn't a flash!
WHY YES IT IS! It was born of a .FLA, manifested into a .SWF, and is decompilable, and fits within the requirements of this website!
Plus, if you right click it it says ABOUT FLASH PLAYER 9.
Dude, just cause you got frontpage, dosnt mean you can do some more crap on webcam. YOU TOOK IT TOO FARE!!
The taxi driver is mad, I know.
Hey there brassmonker2!
Viewtiful-Chris i have got to admit..YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE ON NG!BIGGER THAN BRITTANY!i SWEAR IF I KNEW YOU AND YOUR BROTHER (tHE DUMBASS THEBUTT)i WOULD BRING MY GUN WITH ME AND START SHOOTING UP YOUR HOUSE!YOU SIR ARE AN EXAMPLE OF A MAN,NOT MAN BUT I MEAN AFUCKING GIRL....AND YOU KNOW WHAT?AND ALSO YOU WHORE..T3HPARTY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE FUCKING DUMMYS WHO NEED PEOPLE TO VOTE 5 ON PEOPLES FLASHES WITHOUT THEM FUCKING WTACHING IT!so YOU KNOW WHAT?I BET YOU WOULD GET AAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL THE ATTENTION YOU WANT IF YOU GO TO A PRE-SCHOOL AND KILL EVERYONE THERE!THATLL GET YOU SOME ATTENTION..OH THEN MAKE SURE YOU RECORDED POST IT ON NG!
: kthxbai dumbass
Dumbass, a writing tip:
SPACES AFTER PUNCTUATION!
You look like you're fucking 2 years old. For fuck sakes, get the fuck out. God damn this shit.
Two years old? Have you missed your annual reality check?
Chris, JEM! is not an awesome flash. It's viewed upon with hate and malice. I would be surprised as HELL to see if anyone actually liked it. Seriously. And you say that we helped bring this Flash to NG? People are going to go fucking go crazy over us. In the bad way.
Surprise yourself as HELL.
Read all the comments.
Before this post.
A lot of people "actually liked it".
No offense dude, but there is a small flaw in your logic.
According to your flash that was blammed, you would submit videos to the portal. Well that's great and all kid but you kind of forgot that they have to pass first. And judging by the comments on your page you already have a lot of haters who are more than ready to blam your submissions immediately. Unless of course they are good.
Also the condescending tone you take towards every single person who has something bad to say doesn't really help you and your goal of manipulating the Newgrounds population.
I only condescend to them because they post like idiots. You actually have said something negative here but in a correct way in terms of writing, so I respect you.
There is no sign I am loosening my grip on the populous. They will fall slack.
ho gud iz mi spelin?
ver bahd but its kay
BY THE WAY, you didn't unblock me. You banned me from posting on your page!
lol faggot
lol y?
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