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[OBEY++++]

Amazing

Another magnificent work of experimental genius from you, that will sadly be overlooked by many who can't figure out you have to type the words. I am proud to be a participant of this, and to contribute sound clips to this mighty project. May OBEY+++++ continue in this tradition.

KemCab responds:

thank you

[Fishhook's JEM!]

That was brilliant man!

You really had me there. This review is probably biased because I'm the joke, but great job!

fishhook responds:

LOL! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

["Winter"]

Just Read The Review

This started out fairly well, when I thought you had something to say. But as it went on to simply become rather excessive and unnecessary violence, it lost it's realistic and artistic touch.

People don't die like that. It's quite ridiculous, and a rather pathetic effort to evoke emotion. If you were trying to be funny, that's shot down by the character looking inhuman anyways.

This flash movie makes me care LESS about people dying in the wintertime. Good job, lousy author.

It looked good, but I don't place any stock in that.

Sherbalex responds:

WORDS

i sure could say alot, but youre just some kid so i wont be harsh. happy new year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Runesuck]

Not Enough Runescape

It was an okay flash, but there really wasn't enough scalding of Runescape.
In fact, it's almost as if you are a Runescape fan.
SHUNNN....

Bobert-Rob responds:

Actually, no. If I were a fan, wouldn't I have known more about it than I did, and thus had more material to bash? It's the fact that I don't play and never will that keeps there from being more mocking of it. That and I don't really care one way or the other. I don't hate it, I just don't like it. Doesn't suit my tastes. Thanks for the review! But not for the shun. Never for the shun.

[runescape sucks.]

You got the first part right

Loved the lag-ass opening, but once you got in the game... the flash started sucking. I hate Runescape, but really, I don't think your portrayal was quite accurate.
You got it half right, and so I give you half score.

Axeraider67 responds:

I don't know, i have a hard time taking Flash Skill criticism from a person that doesn't do flash, but as for the concept/story- yeah your probably right.

[Numa Sprita dance]

YES!!! The best Numa EVER!!!

This is just absolutely fabulous. For the great syncing and using Luigi from Superstar Saga this is the BEST way to experience Numa Numa besides the original version. (Sprites just can't match fat people.)

RupeeClock responds:

Fat guy was why Numa Numa did well anyhow.