dude can you pm me with a file of the movie? i want to see how much it sucks!!! (this is not a joke)
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Somebody commented it above.
nvm i saw it...
gaybitchassfuckerwhoreslutcockfaggotf ucktard. thats how much you suck... i need to make up words
Whaddahell.
its calle fucking internet talked numbnuts or numb vaginia now go die u hobo
Meh, pathetic. B&
called*
"Erm... what is awesome about his and not about mine?"
Simple, really.
His video was funny, his dance was funny, and he had a good song playing.
Yours: complete opposite.
NOW do you see? Good.
My video is funny.
My dance is funny.
It's an awesome song.
Many concur with me. What's the problem?
I wouldn't have put this here if so many people I know in real life didn't laugh their asses off.
gary brolsma actually is good at flash, he just never does much
how old are u because on the video's u act like ur a 3 year old and u think ur funny when ur not so piss off to youtube u fuckin retard
oh yeah and it's not a fla file u idot it's called a swf file haha u dumbo the fla file is where u make ur movie retard
I KNOW THAT. Where did I confuse the two?
I really doubt that's you in the videos, and that you're 13. Reading your replies, you're a hell of a lot smarter then the kids trolling you. THIS IS AGAINST THE RULEZ OF INTERNETS!!1
And by saying someone else,"Fails at trolling" proves that you are the one who really fails at trolling. Hell, I'm failing at trolling just for saying this.
That is me. I am thirteen.
No really. No joke.
Thanks for the compliments!
Oh, yes, you have them "eating out the palm of your hand". Yeah, right.
Alright Chris, let's say you do have them eating out your hand by having people rate zero. Then what? What the hell will you do after? WHAT THE HELL? Ey? Because I don't see how you could create a masterful outcome from this. Seriously.
And can I just ask - did you even try making a flash? 'cos it looks like you purposely made a shit flash to make it look like webcam videos is your only "salvation". Seriously, it would have been better to stop your webcam videos and actually admit you suck at Flash as you do.
You really don't have a meaning with all this complete bollocks you call brilliance (which, may I add, it AIN'T), so, why continue? To adorn to your loving public? I don't exactly see hundreds of comments of love towards your webcam videos; I really don't.
Get it through your head - you don't have a loving public; it doesn't exist, not at least in our sight.
My loving public cares so much to make comments about this and praise me all the time.
Them giving me zeros just shows they want my average scores to be truly distinctive. It's hard to pass up watching THE WORST FLASH EVER MADE.
Man i feel sorry for you. Your Jem made frontpage "nobody knows why" and now you have to deal with everyone yelling GO AWAY. I agree that your Jem should have gone on Youtube rather than Newgrounds, but C'mon guys. Newgrounds is really fore Flash, so the only thing i can say, Freezepoo, is to just keep practicing with flash. That's how to get frontpages.
Freezepoo?
Was that intentional? Comic!
EDIT: By the way, it got frontpage because NO 13-YEAR OLD does this shit. :D
hey viewtiful. howz it goin
Wow, I MISSED YOU!!! :(
You are one of the Original Hallways Fans! RESPECT!
Hey, all you fucktards, leave him alone! Let us do what we want okay? so FUCK ALL OF YOU PLAYA HATERS (i am a playa, so dont mess wit me... so are you chris)
: lol that is a sucky comment
I feel embarrassed :(
JK :D
New day; gotta leave another long, hateful comment for your faggoty ass.
I don't do this because I hate you, even though I do. In reality, I do it in hopes that two years from now, when you develop the notion that other people judge you constantly, including your parents (who must be very ashamed), that you will drown yourself in the blackest, deepest sorrow any human has ever come to known. In further hopes that you'll commit suicide and finish the job that rusty hanger started when your mom stuffed it down her snatch 13 years ago.
When you hit puberty and gain a romantic interest in women (or more likely boys in your case) you will look back on all of this and fucking shudder. You'll try your best to shut your mind off to the fact that ten thousand people (rough estimate) hate your fucking guts with a passion so fiery that they come here and post long spiels about what a fucking kyke ass faggot you are. Or simply call you a faggot and leave with a fire burning in their belly.
You also may think you're never going to be recognized on the streets one day as that fucking faggot who made these shitty videos. When you're in high school years from now trying to impress your homo buddies and the ladies (you'll never be interested in those, though, no worry faggot), people will dig these videos up and put them all over. You'll be the legend at school that you always dreamed of being, but in reality it will only be the legend of the kid who sucked a bunch of dick and spit it up all over Newgrounds.
And honestly, I could spend two years in prison on assault charges and still be a happy man knowing some retribution has been done unto you for making me despise you (and by default the entire gay community) with such a vehement passion.
Anyway, we've all done stupid shit before that we regret later in life. Things that we push into that little closet in our head. Things that make your cheeks glow red at the very inkling of a tought rising to the surface in your cum garbled brain.
Difference is, most people haven't sucked as much dick as you, to the point that the cum on their brain impaired their thought capability, forcing them to make the same mistake not once, but twice more. And not only that, but your cock fried circuits somehow told you it was cool. And that you meant to come off as a fuckin fruity faggot.
Some advice often given to children who get picked on a lot is : Beat them to the punchline. Make fun of yourself before other people have a chance to. I applaud you derailing the gay jokes you'd be facing for the rest of your life early on like this. By showing everyone that you're a proud little faggot, they won't get as much pleasure from ridiculing your cocksmokin ass endlessly. I still will, though.
So just fucking stop already, come out of the closet and be done with it. I do love public coming out ceremonies, especially one by a 13 year old prick cast to the internet, but you've already come out. Time to end your little penis dance and move on.
Oh, and please go cut yourself. Vertically, not horizontally.
And finally, you're a terrible writer, not because of your overall lack of control of the English language (although it is impressive for a cocksmoker, you still don't grip the basic concepts used in creating a story that can be followed coherently without going Jesus fucking Christ this kid is too self-absorbed to realize he loves the cock).
Great writers are true to themselves above all. Of all the writers in the world, there were only two that stressed strict artistic control over emotional outbursts, as the great Poe put it. Those two would be William Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe. And guess what: one was a fag and the other was a pedophile.
So, stop buying into what your mommy tells you every night about how smart and talented you are, and how impressive your ability to suck golfballs through straws is and get over your fucking self. Try looking outward instead of inward, and maybe you'll actually find the cock of your dreams one day.
By the way, one person saying you're gay doesn't make you gay. Hundreds of people telling you you're gay makes you gay whether or not you truly are (you are). Humans live by the labels applied to them, and you're a fucking faggot.
On a serious note, keep on truckin big guy, your flashes give me the strength I need to make it through the day. Because if I wasn't on here writing this incredible masterpiece of imparted wisdom I'd probably be out banging some hoodrat of a broad in a drunken frenzy of sweat and guttural moans. And we both know how terribly icky that is.
But I digress, trying to fill up thousands of characters on this damn comment is impossible. So I'll spend the next few minutes telling you what I think about the Catholic church. Honestly, I used to hate em. But after stumbling upon your homoerotic displays and hearing all this shit about how gays burn in hellfire for eternity, I fuckin love em. So burn motherfucker BURN.
Mark my words, faggot, one day you will be standing at the pearly gates, if said place exists. And St. Peter will take you by your hand and say "WOULD YOU LIKE TO PARTY, FAGGOT?" then he's going to kick your ass down to the inferno where you're going to spend the rest of eternity sorrounded by beautiful, huge breasted women who only want to fuck your brains out. Sounds terrible, doesn't it faggot? Not a cock in sight for miles and miles. But anyway, you'll come to see that one day and I'll be there to cocksmack you across the forehead and leave a little mushroom imprint that you will have to look at in the mirror longingly for the rest of eternity. Oh if only that cock imprint on my forehead was real.
Now where was I... Ah yes! Go suck a cock faggot. Die while you're at it. Take some other kids down with you, though. Make it all public like, then I can get rich off a book I write about you, seeing as I am the leading expert. Hmm I think I will call it Lost in the Closet; or Stocked with Cock; or Cock Stock and Two Smoking Balls - the western version. Think about it kiddo, you'd be famous. World renowned even!
Alright anyway I'm off to masturbate angrily now, possibly shout obscenities at my penis. Who knows? The night is still young. Sorry, didn't mean to get you all turned on before I left. Now I feel like a cocktease. Regardless, we shall continue this later. Give mom and pops my love.
XOXO
I only needed to scan it and all the grotesque sexual metaphors arrived.
It seems I am unshakably gay in your mind. Such little evidence too :(
Oh by the way if you want to see Chris on his knees getting ready for a big moneyshot - check <a href="http://forums.t3hparty.org/BBS/index.php/topic,1790.0.html">http://forums.t3hparty.org/BBS/index.
php/topic,1790.0.html</a> . It make me laugh hahaha
Oh and the post about how Chris's daddy gets angry when Chris swears on the internet hahaha fuckin gold. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKF UCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I hope your dad reads that and fucks your world up cocksucker
Geez, you really have a sick mind.
Sorry kid, BY THE WAY, Talking and dancing to webcam is not a falash movie. Just delete all your submissions and stop visit the Newgrounds!
oh yes little boys
'-) '-)
aLSooo who doesnt luvvvv teh inter webs?
SevasTra
wow near the whole population of Newgrounds hates you, and now your friends in the party or whatever are starting to hate you, sucks to be you.
Viewtiful-Chris
My friends in The Party don't hate me. They are just in the middle of a serious debate with me.